God this Bitch is so annoying.

Today I'm going to talk about Finn, he's a little bitch that has been living in our basement for two years.
It all started when he came to our house to have fun together.
He's black so we clearly treated him like shit.

We decided to play CS:GO the entire time, so suddenly this son of a bitch falls off the chair and crushes my motherfucking PS3, I got so fucking angry that I secretly summoned two hundred demons to go and get that son of a fuck.

It didn't work, so I tried to summon another 200 demons, still isn't working. I thought "WHAT THE HEAVENLY MOTHERFUCK IS GOING ON IN HERE"
So I kept summoning 200 demons every minute till the morning when I tried to play PS3 and it was working just fine.
"Ohh, I said"

But for Christ sake that son of a bitch was transforming into something, I thought he finally hit the pubery of something.

"I said HOLY SWEET SHIT FINN YOU BASTARD, you are finally white, I don't have to treat you like shit anymore."
But that bastard was just standing there, eyes rolled backwards.
So we didn't do much on that day and we went to bed.

I was sleeping just fine, when suddenly that son of a dope smoking crackhead, gay ass motherfucker wakes me up.

I'm yelling "WHAT THE FUCK IS IT??"
But that bitch just keeps standing there, so I turn on the light to see that son of a fuck was transformed into a woman.

"The Hell" I was screaming, Finn if you want to be a chick then you should've told me before, not now, when you are already transformed into a ugly ass motherfucker.

So I wake up in the morning and what I see???? I see that little son of a bitch, and that he has peed into my bed. So I'm going extremely angry and I start to cut that little fuck, and then this assfucker does something incredible...

I was impressed, that bitch was still the first person I know to make a 180 head roll so I thought DA Fuk I'm going to let him live.

I had already forgave him, but suddenly that son of a bitch starts cutting his penis off.

And he starts talking in some fucked up language "SAMAMSA JESUS"
LIKE WAT THE FUCK

I was about to go play some CS:GO when I suddenly noticed that there's something wrong with his face.

I yelled "Just great first you almost break my PS3 and now you little piece of shit are trying to infect me with Ebola bacteria?

You little son of a bitch........"
So I started to beat the crap out of him, and I locked that fuckhead into the basement to play some CS:GO.

                                        Sorry for a long post here's a Cymru.........................

Gabriel

Those were the best days of my life, no brother, no responsibilties, life was a dream.

So I was home alone and I decided to invite all my friends to my house for a sleepover.

We had this kind of party with alchohol, dope, cigarettes, we had everything untill.....

Le me hearing knocking on the front door.

So I yelled "WAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON NOWWWWWW"

I opened the door only to see a ugly ass fuck penetrated face, I recognized that fuck, It was my girly bitch ass motherfucking brother.

So I started to freak out, "Come in" I said, I was hoping that this girly fuck was about to leave soon so I let him in.

Suddenly I heard someone screaming "Hellooooooooooooooo!"

I was like "What the FUCK NOW?"

Some random homeless gay ass fucker stepped into my house, and my brother starts hugging that bitch.

"THE FUCKING ELEPHANT ASS PENETRATED SHIT IS GOING ON IN HERE THE FUCK"

He now said hello to me again with a gay ass accent like "Hielllouuuu" and with a face of a devil.

I thought "It's just GREAT, MY little gay ass baby brother comes back and he brings his Boyfriend with him, it's a miracle"

And then this little fuck tells me "Wait, there's someone I want to introduce to you"

I thought "OH great what the fuck nowwww?"

My gay bitch brother said "Gabriel go bring him here"m, 

Suddenly this Gabriel son of a fuck steps in with a baby, who has the most demonic face ever "THE FAKKKKK"

My BITCH BROTHER: "Hey Cymru this is Mikel, our son"

Le me then: "The fuck you little girly ass bitch have a son?"

So suddenly everything is quiet, those three fuckers are upstairs doing their stuff, and we are drinking downstairs...

Guess what??????????? Those two little gay ass motherfuckers started to play with anal toys upstairs.

So I'm yelling "Shut the fuck up you girly ass motherfucking bitch cock SUCKING ELEPHANTS."

But no they were not going to shut up, they were moaning upstairs.

So all my friends are then starting to leave without a further explanation.

And when all my friends are gone, I decide to go upstairs and take a look at this gangbang gay fucking anal sex porn, ass licking toy fucking penetration shit.

When I opened the door, I saw them two anal fucking on my BED, those little pussy ass motherfucking gay bitches. I quickly ran downstairs to take a knife and defend myself.

Those fuckers jumped out of the window and they ran away. I haven't seen those fuckers anymore.

But I was forced to burn my entire house down, because of those sons of bitches.

That's not the biggest problem since we built a new house, and anyways that little cocksucking kid "Mikel" is now hanging on my wall, since I found him dead in the bathroom.

    

This Little Bitch was long dead when I found him....

                     I'm not sorry for this long pussy ass post, but here's a Cymru anyways.

Midnight in Cymru's house.

It was a regular day for me, and I went to sleep like normal people, but da Fuk I was woken because of a strange noise.

I thought maybe my parents are having sex, or my gay ass brother is being raped again so I went back to sleep, only to wake up at midnight because of some strange ass lights.

DA FUCKING ASS COCK SUCKING SHIT IS GOING ON IN HERE????????????????????????

I looked out of the window only to see some green naked, bitch ass motherfuckers in our backyard.

I thought it was Shrek at first or someone that wants to rape my girly bitch motherfucking brother again.

There were five of them, and one of them was definitely Yoda others were probably some bitch ass homeless motherfuckers.

I don't know what the fuck they were doing, but anyways I thought they were filming some gay ass gangbang porn videos to sell it to Pornhub.

So I decided to go look answers from the internet.

I posted my question at Yahoo Answers.

So this one random hobbit contacted me on Facebook, and he asked me "Do they look something like that?"

I said "The hell no, those fuckers in my backyard are gay motherfuckers, this little bitch ass fucker is just insane little fuck."

He reccommended me to stay in the room and call the cops.

I said "Shut the fuck up bitch you're not being helpful, you insane cocksucker asshole fucker."

So suddenly this Bilbo Baggins blocks me on Facebook, I compared those fuckers to Yoda and some other fuckers, but none of them weren't looking too similar.

So I decided to turn off my computer only to be terrified of what happened the next moment.

That little bitch slapping ass, gay fucker was behind my fucking window, naked and desperate for anal fuck.

So I'm yelling at this gay ass motherfucker to go away, but no this bitch only smiles at my face, so I decide to stab da bitch.

This gay ass fucker then starts to dance, that little piece of shit.

Now I WAZ FUCKIN PISSED OFF, THIS LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT GAY ASS MOTHERFUCKER COMES HERE AND WANTs ME TO PENETRATE THIS SHITHEADS ASS U FUCKHEAD.

That one HORNY PIECE OF SHIT JUST KEPT DANCING.

I told the fucker "That's it you piece of shit"

That fuck still smiling at my face, and staring with his gay ass penetration face.

But that assfucker kept dancing like one homeless son of a bitch.

So I ask that son of a bitch "WHY DA FUK ARE ALL THE RAPISTS COMING AT ME FIRST, GO GET MY LITTLE GAY ASS MOTHERFUCKING BROTHER U FUCKING TRUMP LOVING SUCKING ASSHOLE, SON OF A BITCH LITTLE SCUMHEAD U FUCKKK.

That fuck still staring at me with an evil gay ass grin on his face,

So I open the window and this bitch starts moaning "OOOHOOOHOOHHH"

So I'm telling this fucker once more to shut the fuck up, and to rape my little GAY baby ass fucking brother.

So I'm now trying to stab da bitch, but this motherfucking son of a bitch keeps moaning like a little piece of homeless fuck.

I was about to stab the bitch, when suddenly...........

DAT bitch ass motherfucker flies out of my window into my gay ass brothers room.

So when I'm waking up in the morning, I can definitely smell some gay sex, so I go check to my little girly ass fucker brothers room. 

And suddenly I'm screaming "LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL"................................

Only to see a body with gapehole bigger than Fucking Empire State Buidling, it was the most beautiful thing I've ever seen, my girly bitch ass brother fuck finally dead, I don't have to see this fucking girly ass face again, I was finally happy.

Two Hours Later....

I hear my parents crying, I thought Nah fuck it.

So when the ambulance arrived, I thought "What the Fuck"

So I went to my gay ass brothers room again and I start screaming "The FUCK this bitch is long DEAD you son of a cocksuckers family fuckers."

Then this little redhead fuck tells me "Your sweet baby brother is in hard condition but he is going to recover."

Well I was like "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUK"

I wanted to kill that BITCH.

So they took him to the hospital and GUESS THE FUCK WHAT???? THAT GIRLY FUCK RECOVERED, THEEEE FUUUUUUUUUUUCK.

After recovering that girly ass bitch was still having one big ass gay grin on his face that girly ass fucker.

                                               Sorry for a long post here's a Cymru....

Into the Woooddddsssssssssss (Spoiler ALert)

It was last year when I was at home doing my Cymru stuff.
And my Dad knocks on the door.
Le me asking "What the fuck do you want?"
Dad: "Let me in"
Le me: "Go away or I'll stab da bitch"

So anyways they wanted to go camping with our family into the woods.
Le me asking then: "Can I take my computer with us?"
Mum then answers: "Haha, you can play your gay games later young man"
Le me: Shut THE FUCK UP"

Well at least I hope my gay brother gets raped again, I thought.
So we went to some strange camping place, its probably somewhere in the middle on rapeland.
I don't know what Forest means, but clearly it has something to do with the game Forest, that I've been playing at times.

We arrived, and it was nothing as I expected, it has no walls, why the fuck would someone build a place with no walls? Even fucking Minecraft has walls you sons of a bitchessss, anyways it was something like that.

So we were all exhausted and we went to our tents, we had three tents, since I don't want to sleep in one tent with a gay crybaby ass fuck.

I fall asleep, only to be woken up minutes later.
"WAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN HERE NOW YOU SONS OF BITCH ASS SLAPPERS!!"

Le me feeling someone trying to pull my pants down.
The fuck I thought it would be my GAY ASS BROTHER.
But no it wasn't.
I turned my back only to see a thin, gay guy with no face in a uniform trying to rape me DA FUCK.

At first I asked this gay ass fucker "DO YOU EVEN LIFT UY SUN OF A BEACH??????"
Then I asked this fucker once more "THE FUCK THERE ARE THREE TENTS IN HERE, ONE CONTAINING JB, AND YOU PIECE OF SHIT COME HERE TO RAPE ME FIRST, DA FUUUUUUUUK?"
That rapist gay fuck then starts staring at me.

THE FUK I WUZ ANGRY, I stared back at him, with my usual staring face.

And damn this bitch flew out of my tent instantly screaming "SATAN, SATAN HAS TAKEN OVER THE WORLD"
The fuck bitch, I didn't saw anyone again you little piece of shit.
Anyways that fuck crawled into my brothers tent at night.
Le my gay ass brother coming out of the tent in the worning with a girly ass face that was being raped last night.

I'm never going back to the forest again, it was too boring, nothing exciting ever happened, or perhaps my brother being raped if you consider it exciting, but no it happens to him every single fucking duck sucking day.


                                                

                                             Sorry for a long post here's a Cymru