And then my Dog calls me to try some shit, with a girl called Mary or something.
So I went to the bathroom I lit three red candles, turned off the light and said "Bloody Mary" three times.
When I turned the lights back on, some white bitch with black hair starts crawling out of the mirror, I thought she was a jew or something, although I couldn't see her face.
When that white son of a bitch finally turns at me with a typical slut smile, and starts staring at me.
"If that's what you want" I told da bitch. I then showed her my signature stare.

And guess what? That lil bitch starts screaming "Satan, Satan!"
I quickly turned my back, but there was noone there, fuck I fucking hate you trolls.
Sorry for a long post here's a Cymru...