I thought maybe my parents are having sex, or my gay ass brother is being raped again so I went back to sleep, only to wake up at midnight because of some strange ass lights.
DA FUCKING ASS COCK SUCKING SHIT IS GOING ON IN HERE????????????????????????
I looked out of the window only to see some green naked, bitch ass motherfuckers in our backyard.
I thought it was Shrek at first or someone that wants to rape my girly bitch motherfucking brother again.
There were five of them, and one of them was definitely Yoda others were probably some bitch ass homeless motherfuckers.
I don't know what the fuck they were doing, but anyways I thought they were filming some gay ass gangbang porn videos to sell it to Pornhub.
So I decided to go look answers from the internet.
I posted my question at Yahoo Answers.
So this one random hobbit contacted me on Facebook, and he asked me "Do they look something like that?"
I said "The hell no, those fuckers in my backyard are gay motherfuckers, this little bitch ass fucker is just insane little fuck."
He reccommended me to stay in the room and call the cops.
I said "Shut the fuck up bitch you're not being helpful, you insane cocksucker asshole fucker."
So suddenly this Bilbo Baggins blocks me on Facebook, I compared those fuckers to Yoda and some other fuckers, but none of them weren't looking too similar.
So I decided to turn off my computer only to be terrified of what happened the next moment.
That little bitch slapping ass, gay fucker was behind my fucking window, naked and desperate for anal fuck.
So I'm yelling at this gay ass motherfucker to go away, but no this bitch only smiles at my face, so I decide to stab da bitch.
This gay ass fucker then starts to dance, that little piece of shit.
Now I WAZ FUCKIN PISSED OFF, THIS LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT GAY ASS MOTHERFUCKER COMES HERE AND WANTs ME TO PENETRATE THIS SHITHEADS ASS U FUCKHEAD.
That one HORNY PIECE OF SHIT JUST KEPT DANCING.
I told the fucker "That's it you piece of shit"
That fuck still smiling at my face, and staring with his gay ass penetration face.
But that assfucker kept dancing like one homeless son of a bitch.
So I ask that son of a bitch "WHY DA FUK ARE ALL THE RAPISTS COMING AT ME FIRST, GO GET MY LITTLE GAY ASS MOTHERFUCKING BROTHER U FUCKING TRUMP LOVING SUCKING ASSHOLE, SON OF A BITCH LITTLE SCUMHEAD U FUCKKK.
That fuck still staring at me with an evil gay ass grin on his face,
So I open the window and this bitch starts moaning "OOOHOOOHOOHHH"
So I'm telling this fucker once more to shut the fuck up, and to rape my little GAY baby ass fucking brother.
So I'm now trying to stab da bitch, but this motherfucking son of a bitch keeps moaning like a little piece of homeless fuck.
I was about to stab the bitch, when suddenly...........
DAT bitch ass motherfucker flies out of my window into my gay ass brothers room.
So when I'm waking up in the morning, I can definitely smell some gay sex, so I go check to my little girly ass fucker brothers room.
And suddenly I'm screaming "LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL"................................
Only to see a body with gapehole bigger than Fucking Empire State Buidling, it was the most beautiful thing I've ever seen, my girly bitch ass brother fuck finally dead, I don't have to see this fucking girly ass face again, I was finally happy.
Two Hours Later....
I hear my parents crying, I thought Nah fuck it.
So when the ambulance arrived, I thought "What the Fuck"
So I went to my gay ass brothers room again and I start screaming "The FUCK this bitch is long DEAD you son of a cocksuckers family fuckers."
Then this little redhead fuck tells me "Your sweet baby brother is in hard condition but he is going to recover."
Well I was like "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUK"
I wanted to kill that BITCH.
So they took him to the hospital and GUESS THE FUCK WHAT???? THAT GIRLY FUCK RECOVERED, THEEEE FUUUUUUUUUUUCK.
After recovering that girly ass bitch was still having one big ass gay grin on his face that girly ass fucker.
Sorry for a long post here's a Cymru....
