God this Bitch is so annoying.

Today I'm going to talk about Finn, he's a little bitch that has been living in our basement for two years.
It all started when he came to our house to have fun together.
He's black so we clearly treated him like shit.

We decided to play CS:GO the entire time, so suddenly this son of a bitch falls off the chair and crushes my motherfucking PS3, I got so fucking angry that I secretly summoned two hundred demons to go and get that son of a fuck.

It didn't work, so I tried to summon another 200 demons, still isn't working. I thought "WHAT THE HEAVENLY MOTHERFUCK IS GOING ON IN HERE"
So I kept summoning 200 demons every minute till the morning when I tried to play PS3 and it was working just fine.
"Ohh, I said"

But for Christ sake that son of a bitch was transforming into something, I thought he finally hit the pubery of something.

"I said HOLY SWEET SHIT FINN YOU BASTARD, you are finally white, I don't have to treat you like shit anymore."
But that bastard was just standing there, eyes rolled backwards.
So we didn't do much on that day and we went to bed.

I was sleeping just fine, when suddenly that son of a dope smoking crackhead, gay ass motherfucker wakes me up.

I'm yelling "WHAT THE FUCK IS IT??"
But that bitch just keeps standing there, so I turn on the light to see that son of a fuck was transformed into a woman.

"The Hell" I was screaming, Finn if you want to be a chick then you should've told me before, not now, when you are already transformed into a ugly ass motherfucker.

So I wake up in the morning and what I see???? I see that little son of a bitch, and that he has peed into my bed. So I'm going extremely angry and I start to cut that little fuck, and then this assfucker does something incredible...

I was impressed, that bitch was still the first person I know to make a 180 head roll so I thought DA Fuk I'm going to let him live.

I had already forgave him, but suddenly that son of a bitch starts cutting his penis off.

And he starts talking in some fucked up language "SAMAMSA JESUS"
LIKE WAT THE FUCK

I was about to go play some CS:GO when I suddenly noticed that there's something wrong with his face.

I yelled "Just great first you almost break my PS3 and now you little piece of shit are trying to infect me with Ebola bacteria?

You little son of a bitch........"
So I started to beat the crap out of him, and I locked that fuckhead into the basement to play some CS:GO.

                                        Sorry for a long post here's a Cymru.........................