And my Dad knocks on the door.
Le me asking "What the fuck do you want?"
Dad: "Let me in"
Le me: "Go away or I'll stab da bitch"
So anyways they wanted to go camping with our family into the woods.
Le me asking then: "Can I take my computer with us?"
Mum then answers: "Haha, you can play your gay games later young man"
Le me: Shut THE FUCK UP"
Well at least I hope my gay brother gets raped again, I thought.
So we went to some strange camping place, its probably somewhere in the middle on rapeland.
I don't know what Forest means, but clearly it has something to do with the game Forest, that I've been playing at times.
We arrived, and it was nothing as I expected, it has no walls, why the fuck would someone build a place with no walls? Even fucking Minecraft has walls you sons of a bitchessss, anyways it was something like that.
So we were all exhausted and we went to our tents, we had three tents, since I don't want to sleep in one tent with a gay crybaby ass fuck.
I fall asleep, only to be woken up minutes later.
"WAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN HERE NOW YOU SONS OF BITCH ASS SLAPPERS!!"
Le me feeling someone trying to pull my pants down.
The fuck I thought it would be my GAY ASS BROTHER.
But no it wasn't.
I turned my back only to see a thin, gay guy with no face in a uniform trying to rape me DA FUCK.
At first I asked this gay ass fucker "DO YOU EVEN LIFT UY SUN OF A BEACH??????"
Then I asked this fucker once more "THE FUCK THERE ARE THREE TENTS IN HERE, ONE CONTAINING JB, AND YOU PIECE OF SHIT COME HERE TO RAPE ME FIRST, DA FUUUUUUUUK?"
That rapist gay fuck then starts staring at me.
THE FUK I WUZ ANGRY, I stared back at him, with my usual staring face.
And damn this bitch flew out of my tent instantly screaming "SATAN, SATAN HAS TAKEN OVER THE WORLD"
The fuck bitch, I didn't saw anyone again you little piece of shit.
Anyways that fuck crawled into my brothers tent at night.
Le my gay ass brother coming out of the tent in the worning with a girly ass face that was being raped last night.
I'm never going back to the forest again, it was too boring, nothing exciting ever happened, or perhaps my brother being raped if you consider it exciting, but no it happens to him every single fucking duck sucking day.
Sorry for a long post here's a Cymru
