So I was home alone and I decided to invite all my friends to my house for a sleepover.
We had this kind of party with alchohol, dope, cigarettes, we had everything untill.....
Le me hearing knocking on the front door.
So I yelled "WAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON NOWWWWWW"
I opened the door only to see a ugly ass fuck penetrated face, I recognized that fuck, It was my girly bitch ass motherfucking brother.
So I started to freak out, "Come in" I said, I was hoping that this girly fuck was about to leave soon so I let him in.
Suddenly I heard someone screaming "Hellooooooooooooooo!"
I was like "What the FUCK NOW?"
Some random homeless gay ass fucker stepped into my house, and my brother starts hugging that bitch.
"THE FUCKING ELEPHANT ASS PENETRATED SHIT IS GOING ON IN HERE THE FUCK"
He now said hello to me again with a gay ass accent like "Hielllouuuu" and with a face of a devil.
I thought "It's just GREAT, MY little gay ass baby brother comes back and he brings his Boyfriend with him, it's a miracle"
And then this little fuck tells me "Wait, there's someone I want to introduce to you"
I thought "OH great what the fuck nowwww?"
My gay bitch brother said "Gabriel go bring him here"m,
Suddenly this Gabriel son of a fuck steps in with a baby, who has the most demonic face ever "THE FAKKKKK"
My BITCH BROTHER: "Hey Cymru this is Mikel, our son"
Le me then: "The fuck you little girly ass bitch have a son?"
So suddenly everything is quiet, those three fuckers are upstairs doing their stuff, and we are drinking downstairs...
Guess what??????????? Those two little gay ass motherfuckers started to play with anal toys upstairs.
So I'm yelling "Shut the fuck up you girly ass motherfucking bitch cock SUCKING ELEPHANTS."
But no they were not going to shut up, they were moaning upstairs.
So all my friends are then starting to leave without a further explanation.
And when all my friends are gone, I decide to go upstairs and take a look at this gangbang gay fucking anal sex porn, ass licking toy fucking penetration shit.
When I opened the door, I saw them two anal fucking on my BED, those little pussy ass motherfucking gay bitches. I quickly ran downstairs to take a knife and defend myself.
Those fuckers jumped out of the window and they ran away. I haven't seen those fuckers anymore.
But I was forced to burn my entire house down, because of those sons of bitches.
That's not the biggest problem since we built a new house, and anyways that little cocksucking kid "Mikel" is now hanging on my wall, since I found him dead in the bathroom.
This Little Bitch was long dead when I found him....
I'm not sorry for this long pussy ass post, but here's a Cymru anyways.
